“嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......”

“听不见......听不见......听不见......”

“嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......”

“我听......草泥马，老子要是不死，一定炖了你......”

“嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎......”

“鸦哥，鸦爷......我错了.......”

“嘎嘎嘎~”

”鸦祖宗，您行行好，您高抬贵嘴，放过小的吧，千万莫要叫唤了......”

“嘎嘎~”

“什么，您老有要求？您到是提啊......”

“嘎~”

“什么？

要吃鲜肉，有！

要吃眼珠子，有有！

要吃卤煮橘光脏器，有有有啊......

没骗您，真的没骗，小的祖传手艺，和炖鸡汤一起学的，肯定给您炖好喽......”

“嘎~”

“啊？

你还不想住在野外？

行啊，没问题，从此以后，你住车里，我住车外，小的从此就给您把门了......”

声音渐渐远去，裸哥头上像顶着个大西，那眼神，确定过了，生无可恋.......

“丫的，不管怎么说，这死鸦总算是撤了，虽然还叫唤，可声音小多了......”

“......”

“......”

“你说，是不是尸群越聚越多，这乌鸦不得不后撤了？”

“......“

“乌鸦嘴，不可能的事儿......这尸群要聚到多少，才能阻止乌鸦靠近？纯属天方夜谈......除非，除非是来了进阶......尸......狗耳......”

“我......“

“你......”

“这嘴......”